A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”
Examinations Special – The modern way
1) Special offer want a vacation: Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal’s office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Hurry offer valid until exams only….
2) It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write our exam once (excluding supplementary) .
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say NO to EXAMS
3) Write a declaration at the end of answer paper.
“I hereby declare that answers written above are true to the best of mine & my friend’s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever for any mistakes. Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental.”