Some emerging “isms” of the new economy

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INFOSYSism

You have a thousand poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, and send them one at a time to the US for milking.

WIPROism

GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

DELLism

Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both and sell it as Cow’s milk.

IBMism

You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to unsuspecting small businessmen.

MICROSOFTism

You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

INTELism

Microsoft makes horse shoes. You nail them to your cows and wonder why they don’t run fast.

SUNism

You have a bull. It doesn’t give milk. You hate Microsoft.

ORACLEism

You have a cow. You don’t know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.

SAPism

You don’t have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.

APPLEism

You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

SONYism

You have a cow. You spend 50 million dollars to develop the world’s
thinnest milk.

HPism

You don’t know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through Authorized Resellers only.

GEism

You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that’s his imagination at work.

RELIANCEism

You don’t yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

TATAism

You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.

CITIBANKism

Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press one. If you have a bull, press two….stay on the line if you would like our customer care officer to milk…

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